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“Welcome Home From Prison, Here’s A New Lexus!”
I will never in my life know what it feels like to walk out of a stunning contemporary-style mansion on Christmas morning to find a luxury car sitting on my driveway with a giant-ass red bow sitting...
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50 Cent Is Trying To Get A 77% Discount On His Sex Tape Settlement Payment
Let the record show it’s a week into 2016 and I have successfully done a math. Some would consider it a wasted effort given I busted out the number crunching on behalf of 50 Cent, but a bitch has to...
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Justin Bieber Kicked Out Of Ancient Mayan Ruins, Is Still An Asshole
There are conflicting reports swirling around about the reason Justin Bieber was thrown out of a Mexican historian site. Yahoo simply said he tried to access a restricted area. TMZ says he was kicked...
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Farrah Abraham Recruited Her 6-Year-Old To Call Nicki Minaj A Loser
The overwhelming opinion when I previously posted about Farrah Abraham and Nicki Minaj duking it out on social media was “Fuck both those hos.” Since I have way more of a turgid hate boner for Farrah,...
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Conrad Hilton Gets An Affluenza Pass To Go To Rehab Instead Of Jail
He has failed to sit his druggie ass down and complete three other stints in rehab, but a judge has ordered Conrad Hilton to a 90-day staycation at a treatment center in lieu of jail. Us Weekly says...
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